my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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