he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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