I want to make a zoo with you.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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