what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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