"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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