I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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