Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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