Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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