I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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