plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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