I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she peed on how many people?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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