I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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