hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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