Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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