I think my vagina is haunted
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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