Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I need to sanitize my soul.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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