Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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