Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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