I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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