I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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