Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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