doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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