fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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