we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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