Sry I called you an 8
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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