You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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