I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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