rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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