fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
