I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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