hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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