I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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