He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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