we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
