I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Randomize
