okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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