He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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