from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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