I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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