ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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