i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She even gives head with a lisp.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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