$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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