Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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