So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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