Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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