I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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