every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
organizing the empties. That sober.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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