Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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