google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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