is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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