hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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